First things first. I'm the one with the hat. Now on to the rest.
Despite a resume loaded with big name agencies, I've never fit neatly into this industry. It's why I've always felt the need to do side projects.
Sometimes that means doing one of the most successful social projects of all time, like when I brought the world's largest rock band to my small city (cost me next to nothing and featured in Rolling Stone, Spin, on CBS national news and more.)
Other times that means doing a Yearbook to make my voice heard on school shootings (cost me next to nothing and featured in The NYT, on The Today Show and more.)
And currently it means shopping around a new adult animated comedy that one of the biggest stars in the biz (and trust me you know his name) calls "hilarious.”
In fact, I don't know of any agency (let alone person) that has consistently gotten more press for less money than me 🤷🏻♂️. Not a brag. Just the truth.
So if you’re into that sort of thing and wanna do some work together, you can shoot me a note here. Just make sure the subject reads, “I want to hire you for lots of money” so I know what it’s in regards to.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go massage my dog. And no, that's not a euphemism. Poor dude just had surgery and I literally need to massage the little guy.